A man caught his head right into a barbershop and requested, “How lengthy earlier than I can get a haircut?” The barber regarded across the store full of consumers and mentioned, “About 2 hours.”
The man left. Just a few days later, the identical man caught his head within the door and requested, “How lengthy earlier than I can get a haircut?”
The barber regarded round on the store and mentioned, “About 3 hours.” The man left.
Every week later, the identical man caught his head within the store and requested, “How lengthy earlier than I can get a haircut?”
The barber regarded across the store and mentioned, “About an hour and a half.” The man left.
The barber turned to his pal and mentioned, “Hey, Bob, do me a favor, comply with him and see the place he goes. He retains asking how lengthy he has to attend for a haircut, however he by no means comes again.”
A short time later, Bob returned to the store, laughing hysterically. The barber requested, “So, the place does he go when he leaves?” Bob regarded up, wiped the tears from his eyes and mentioned, “Your own home!”
