A bit Johnny received on the bus, sat subsequent to a person studying a guide, and seen he had his collar backward.
The little Johnny requested why he wore his collar backward.
The person, who was a priest, mentioned,
‘I’m a Father.’
The little Johnny replied,
‘My Daddy can also be a father, however he doesn’t put on his collar like that’
The priest seemed up from his guide and answered,
“I’m the Father of many.’
The Little boy mentioned,
“My Dad has 4 boys, 4 women and two grandchildren and he doesn’t put on his collar that method!’
The priest, getting impatient, mentioned.
‘I’m the Father of a whole lot, and went again to studying his guide.
The little Johnny sat quietly pondering for some time, then leaned over and mentioned,
“Perhaps it is best to put on a c0ndom, and put your pants on backwards as a substitute of your collar.”