My daughter simply walked into the lounge and mentioned “Dad, cancel my allowance instantly, hire my room out, throw all my garments out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop computer.
Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Military or Money Converters.
Then promote my new automotive, take my entrance door key away from me and throw me out of the home.
Then disown me and by no means discuss to me once more. And don’t overlook to put in writing me out of your will and depart my share to my brother.”
Nicely, she didn’t put it fairly like that… she really mentioned…
“Dad, that is my new boyfriend,
Trying again, I noticed an enormous lion, licking his chops, and smiling at me.
The lion began coming my means and I began working, with the lion not far behind.
When the lion was virtually at my neck, he immediately slipped, and I obtained forward a bit.
The lion began gaining on me, and as he obtained nearer, as soon as once more he slipped. I occurred to see a home not far-off and made in direction of it.
As I obtained near the home, the lion was virtually on prime of me, when he slipped for a 3rd time.
With the final little bit of power, I bumped into the home and closed the door within the lion’s face.”
“That’s some story there, John, I’d have shat my pants.”
“Nicely, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE LION KEPT SLIPPING ON?”
