90-YEAR-OLD GOLFER A 90-year-old golfer tells his spouse that he’s quitting the sport. “However why?” asks his spouse. “Effectively, it’s my eyesight. I can’t see the place the ball goes after I hit it”.
The spouse says, “Hear, you’ll be able to go along with my brother Pete. He is perhaps 103 years previous however his eyesight is ideal.” He agrees and finds himself on the golf course together with his brother-in-law.
He takes goal and hits a robust shot that speeds off like a jet. He seems at his brother-in-law and says: “Did you see that Pete?” His brother-in-law says, “Sure, I noticed that completely.” The golfer says, “Effectively, the place is it then?” Pete responds, “I don’t bear in mind.”
