Mozart’s Closing Efficiency… Performed Backwards
When Mozart p*ss*d *w*y, he was b*ried in a ch*rchy*rd. A pair
days later, the city drunk was strolling by way of the c*m*tery and heard
some unusual noises coming from the world the place Mozart was b*ried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and received the priest to return and take heed to it.
The priest bent near the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the gr*ve. Frightened, the priest ran and received the city Justice of the Peace.
When the Justice of the Peace arrived, he bent his ear to the gr*ve,
listened for a second, and stated, “Ah, sure, that’s Mozart’s Ninth Symphony,
being performed backwards.”
He listened some time longer, and stated, “There’s the Eighth Symphony,
And it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.”
So the Justice of the Peace saved listening; “There’s the Seventh… the
Sixth…the Fifth…” Instantly the belief of what was taking place dawned
on the Justice of the Peace; he stood up and introduced to the group that had gathered within the
c*m*tery. “My fellow residents, there’s nothing to fret about. It’s simply Mozart d*comp*sing.”
