A Texan was having a drink in an Arizona bar when his cellphone rang.
He listened for a second, grinned ear to ear, and shouted,
“Drinks for everybody! I simply grew to become a dad!”
The bartender began pouring as the gang gathered to listen to the story.
“My spouse simply gave beginning to an enormous, wholesome Texas boy — twenty-five kilos!” the Texan stated proudly.
The bar went silent. Folks gasped, jaws dropped, and somebody even whispered, “That may’t be actual!”
The Texan smiled. “That’s simply how we develop ‘em in Texas!”
Two weeks later, he got here again to the identical bar.
The bartender greeted him, “Hey! You’re the fella with the 25-pound child! So how’s he doing now?”
The Texan took a sip of his drink, leaned ahead, and stated with a smirk,
“He’s right down to 17 kilos.”
The bartender blinked. “Down? What occurred?”
The Texan grinned. “Let’s simply say… he had a bit operation.”
