Little Billy’s Harmless Logic… and the Hilarious Misunderstanding
Little Billy got here dwelling from college to see the households pet rooster d*advert within the entrance yard.
R*g*r m*rt*s had set in and it was flat on its again with its legs within the air.
When his Dad got here dwelling Billy mentioned, “Dad our roosters d*advert and his legs are sticking within the air. Why are his legs sticking within the air?”
His father pondering shortly mentioned, “Son, that’s so God can attain down from the clouds and raise the rooster straight as much as heaven.”
“Gee Dad that’s nice,” mentioned little Billy.
Just a few days later, when Dad got here dwelling from work, Billy rushed out to satisfy him yelling, “Dad, Dad we virtually l*st Mother at present!”
“What do you imply?” mentioned Dad.
“Nicely Dad, I received dwelling from college early at present and went as much as your bed room and there was Mother flat on her again along with her l*gs within the air scr*aming, “Jesus I’m c*m*ng, I’m c*m*ng” If it hadn’t of been for Uncle George holding her down we’d have l*st her for positive!”
