Two multimillionaire pals met for lunch and began chatting.
**”So, how’s life at residence?”** requested the primary multimillionaire.
**”Couldn’t be higher,”** replied the second. **”I purchased an elephant!”**
**”An elephant? Are you out of your thoughts?”**
**”In no way! Finest buy ever. He trims the garden completely, the youngsters love enjoying with him, and he even helps my spouse transfer heavy furnishings. Actually, I don’t understand how we ever lived with out him.”**
The primary multimillionaire thought for a second. **”That truly sounds wonderful. How a lot did you pay?”**
**”5 hundred thousand {dollars}. Absolute discount!”**
**”Promote him to me for one million?”**
**”No approach! He’s a part of the household now!”**
**”Two million?”**
**”I actually shouldn’t…”**
**”Three million?”**
**”Nice. However solely as a result of we’re pals.”**
A couple of months later, they met once more.
The primary multimillionaire was livid. **”That elephant ruined my life! He destroyed my backyard, terrified my children, and my spouse is threatening to go away me if I don’t do away with him. It’s the worst deal I ever made!”**
The second multimillionaire shrugged and stated, **”Nicely, with that angle, you’ll by no means promote him.”**
