A lawyer is making an attempt to name his purchasers.


A lawyer is making an attempt to name his purchasers.

The telephone rings and a little bit boy, in a whisper, says, ” Hey”

Lawyer: “Is your mommy there?”

Boy: (whispers) “Sure.”

Lawyer: “Can I converse to her?”

Boy: (whispers) “She’s very busy.”

Lawyer: “Is your daddy there?”

Boy: (whispers) “Sure.”

Lawyer: “Can I converse to him?”

Boy: (whispers) “No, He’s very busy.”

Lawyer: “Is there anybody else there?”

Boy: (whispers) “Sure, the hearth division.”

Lawyer: “Can I speak to considered one of them?”

Boy: (whispers) “No, They’re busy too.”

Lawyer: “Is there anyone ELSE there?”

Boy: (whispers) “The police division.”

Lawyer: “Properly, can I speak to considered one of them?”

Boy: (whispers) “No, They’re busy too.”

Lawyer: “Let me get this straight, your mom, father, the hearth division and the police division are all in your home, and they’re all busy. What are they doing?”

Boy: (whispers) “They’re all on the lookout for me.”