A husband and spouse have been having dinner at a really effective restaurant when this totally beautiful younger lady comes over to their desk, offers the husband an enormous ok*ss, says she’ll see him later and walks away.
His spouse glares at him and says, “Who the hell was that?”
“Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my m*str*ss.”
“Properly, that’s the final straw,” says the spouse. “I’ve had sufficient, I need a divorce.”
“I can perceive that,” replies her husband, “however bear in mind, if we break up it would imply no extra purchasing journeys to Paris, no extra wintering in Barbados, no extra summers in Tuscany, no extra Infinities and Lexuses within the storage and no extra yacht membership. However the choice is yours.”
Simply then, a mutual buddy enters the restaurant with a stunning babe on his arm.
“Who’s that lady with Jim? ” asks the spouse.
“That’s his m*str*ss,” says her husband.
“Properly…. I feel, Ours is prettier,” she replies
