Two clergymen are off to the showers late one night time.
They *ndr*ss and step into the showers earlier than they understand there isn’t any cleaning soap.
Father John says he has cleaning soap in his room and goes to get it, not b*th*ring to decorate.
He grabs two bars of cleaning soap, one in every hand , and heads again to the showers.
He’s midway down the corridor when he sees three nuns heading his manner Having no place to cover, he stands towards the wall and freezes like he’s a statue.
The nuns cease and touch upon how life-like he appears.
The primary nun immediately reaches out and pulls on his manh**d.
Startled, he drops a bar of cleaning soap.
“Oh look” says the primary nun, “it’s a cleaning soap dispenser”.
To check her principle the second nun additionally pulls on his manh**d.
Certain sufficient, he drops the second bar of cleaning soap.
Now the third nun decides to have a go.
She pulls as soon as, then twice and 3 times however nothing occurs.
So she offers a number of extra tugs, then yells…
“Holy Mary, Mom of God, HAND LOTION TOO!”
