A person sat on a towel on a seaside. He had no arms or legs.
3 Girls walked previous & felt sorry for him. 1 mentioned “U ever had a hug?” He mentioned “No” so she hugged him & walked on.
2nd mentioned, “U ever had a kiss?”
He mentioned “No” so she kissed him & walked on.
third mentioned, “U have ever been fu**ed?” He mentioned “No” as his eyes lit up…
… she mentioned, “U can be when the tide is available in.”