A blind man likes to journey and expertise new issues, so sooner or later, he decides to go to Texas.
When he checks into his lodge, he feels the mattress and says, “Wow, this mattress is HUGE!”
The bellhop grins and replies, “EVERYTHING is larger in Texas!”
Later, the person heads right down to the bar, finds a large barstool, and orders a beer.
The bartender palms him a mug, and the person exclaims, “Whoa! This drink is huge!”
The bartender chuckles. “EVERYTHING is huge in Texas!”
After a couple of drinks, the blind man asks the place the restroom is. The bartender tells him, “Second door to the suitable.”
Feeling his approach down the corridor, he by accident opens the third door as an alternative… and falls straight into the lodge’s swimming pool!
Panicked, he flails round, gasping for air, and yells on the prime of his lungs:
💦 “DON’T FLUSH!! DON’T FLUSH!!!” 💦
