A 70-year-old retired Army officer had one pastime – he beloved to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the opposite day when he heard a voice say, ‘Decide me up.‘ he appeared round and couldn’t see anybody.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say once more, “Decide me up.‘
He appeared within the water and there, floating on the highest, was a frog.
The retd officer mentioned, ‘Are you speaking to me The frog mentioned, ‘Sure, I’m speaking to you.
Decide me up, then kiss me; and I’ll flip into probably the most lovely lady you’ve ever seen.
I’ll ensure that all your folks are envious and jealous as a result of I can be your bride
The retired officer appeared on the frog for a short while, reached over, picked it up fastidiously and positioned it in his shirt pocket.
The frog mentioned, ‘What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I mentioned ?’ I mentioned, ‘Kiss me, and I can be your lovely bride.‘
He opened his pocket, appeared on the frog and mentioned Nah. At my age, I’d relatively have a speaking frog.’
