A man goes into the identical diner each single morning.
Daily, he grabs the menu, research it like he’s making a life-changing determination…
then orders the very same factor.
“Ham and eggs.”
Monday? Ham and eggs.
Tuesday? Ham and eggs.
Christmas Eve? Ham and eggs.
After three straight months of this, the waitress decides she’s gonna mess with him.
So earlier than opening, she takes a pen and scratches “Ham and Eggs” proper off the menu.
The man walks in, sits down, adjusts his glasses, and picks up the menu.
A minute later the waitress walks over with a smug little grin.
“Effectively?” she asks. “Discover something?”
The person squints on the menu.
She says, “You realize that factor you want a lot? I scratched it.”
The man seems up at her and says:
“Then go wash your arms and produce me some ham and eggs.” 😄
