The Priest’s Parrots Forgot Their Prayers Immediately…
A woman approaches a priest and shyly tells him, “Father, I’ve an issue. I’ve these two speaking feminine parrots however, they solely know the way to say one factor… they hold saying ‘Hello, we’re sizzling… do you need to *f**ok us*?’”
“That’s horrible!” says the priest. “However, I’ve an answer to your drawback. Convey your two parrots over to my home tomorrow. I’ll put them with my two male speaking parrots… to whom I’ve taught to hope and skim the bible. My parrots will then train your parrots to cease saying that horrible filth, and your feminine parrots will study to hope and worship the great Lord.”
So the following day, the woman brings her two feminine parrots to the priest’s home.
The priest’s two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying of their cage.
The woman places her feminine speaking parrots in with the male speaking Parrots, and the feminine parrots say, “Hello, we’re sizzling. Do you need to f**ok us?”
One male parrot appears to be like over on the different male parrot and screams, “put the bible away you fool, our prayers have been answered!”
