A person got here residence from work at some point.
His spouse greeted him “Howdy darling, how was your day?”
“No time for that,” he replied. “Simply get me a cup of tea earlier than it begins!”
Confused, the spouse hurried to make a cup of tea.
She gave him the cup. He stretched out on the couch, and sipped the tea.
“What did you imply, ‘earlier than it begins’?” She requested.
“Not now, rapidly, get me some dinner earlier than it begins!”
Obediently, she went to the kitchen and ready his meals. He devoured down dinner, burped and mentioned “Go get me a beer, quick!”
She complained “Now one min-”
“No time,” he interrupted. “It’s practically beginning!”
So off she went, and introduced him a chilly beer.
He gulped the beer down, belched, and mentioned “Fast, go get me some cigarettes. It’s practically beginning.”
The spouse misplaced her persistence.
“HOW DARE YOU! YOU SIT THERE ON THE SOFA WHILE I RUN AROUND BRINGING YOU STUFF? I WORK LIKE A SLAVE IN THIS HOUSE, YOU DON’T EVEN THANK ME ONCE, YOU JUST SIT THERE BURPING AND SMOKING ALL DAY WHILE…”
The person sighed.
“Oh pricey, it’s began!”
