A Younger Man’s Truck Breaks Down In Rural Georgia proper subsequent to a farm.
After making an attempt (and failing) to repair his truck, he decides to ask the farmer if he can spend the evening at his home.
The farmer reluctantly agrees, saying
“The one room I’ve obtainable is throughout from my 18-year-old daughter’s room. I don’t need to see you making an attempt something.”
Because the farmer leads the younger man to the obtainable room, the younger man catches a glimpse of probably the most stunning lady he had ever seen.
The farmer notices this and says,
“I’m gonna put eggs exterior your room tonight and if I see any damaged ones, I’m gonna ok*ll you.”
The younger man tries to fall asleep, however the farmer’s daughter beckons him over and he can’t resist.
She offers him one of the best evening of his life, and he finally ends up staying in her room till 5 am.
He asks the daughter
“When does your father get up?”
She replies “6 am.”
He scrambles to repair the eggs he broke, supergluing them seamlessly and cleansing up the mess and hopping into mattress proper earlier than the farmer comes into the room.
The farmer sees the unbroken eggs and is impressed with the younger man, so he treats the younger man to breakfast.
He grabs a couple of eggs off the ground and prepares them for breakfast, cracking them in opposition to a pan.
Sadly, all 4 eggs are empty, since by random likelihood the farmer selected solely damaged eggs to cook dinner.
The farmer, enraged, grabs his shotgun and screams red-faced on the prime of his lungs,
“GOD DAMMIT! THAT D*MN ROOSTER IS USING RUBBERS AGAIN!”
