The Half-Wit on the Farm 😳
An IRS tax auditor drives out to a distant farm to conduct a shock audit on an outdated farmer. He walks into the barn, flashes his badge, and says with an angle:
Auditor: “Outdated man, I’m right here to audit your books. I would like an inventory of everybody you utilize on this farm, and precisely how a lot you pay them.”
Farmer: “Alright. First, there’s the farmhand. He works 40 hours every week, and I pay him $400 every week plus free room and board. Then, there’s the prepare dinner. She works 30 hours every week, and I pay her $300 every week plus room and board.”
Auditor (scribbling notes): “Alright, anybody else?”
Farmer: “Nicely, yeah. There’s additionally the half-wit.”
Auditor (raises an eyebrow): “The half-wit? Inform me about him.”
Farmer: “He works about 18 hours a day, 7 days every week. He does 90% of all of the heavy lifting round right here. I give him $20 every week for pocket cash, a pack of cigarettes, and he will get to eat dinner on the desk with my spouse each night time.”
Auditor (smiling greedily): “Aha! That could be a extreme labor violation! I need to converse to this half-wit instantly!”
Farmer: “Nicely, you’re wanting proper at him, son. I’m the proprietor of this d*mn farm!“
