The Request Even Magic Couldn’t Deal with
A person was strolling alongside a California seashore and stumbled throughout an previous lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie mentioned “OK, OK. You launched me from the lamp… blah, blah, blah… That is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a bit sick of those needs so you possibly can overlook about three. You solely get one want!”
The person sat and considered it for some time and mentioned, “I’ve at all times wished to go to Hawaii however I’m scared to fly and I get very seasick. May you construct me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to go to?”
The genie laughed and mentioned, “That’s unattainable! Consider the logistics of that. How would the helps ever attain the underside of the Pacific?
Consider how a lot concrete… how a lot metal!! No. Consider one other want.”
The person mentioned OK and tried to think about a very good want. Lastly, he mentioned, “I’ve been married and divorced 4 occasions. My wives at all times mentioned that I don’t care and that I’m insensitive. So, I want that I might perceive girls…understand how they really feel inside and what they’re pondering after they give me the silent remedy… to know why they’re crying, to know what they actually need after they say ‘nothing’ … to know easy methods to make them really blissful.”
The genie mentioned, “You need that bridge two lanes or 4?”
