Three girls arrived on the Pearly Gates and stood earlier than St. Peter and an angel to find out what sort of heavenly rewards they’d obtain.
St. Peter regarded them over and requested, “I’ve only one query for you all: Have you ever lived a chaste life?”
The primary lady stepped ahead proudly. “I solely ever slept with one man—my husband. And our very first time was on our marriage ceremony night time.”
St. Peter smiled warmly. “A life lived precisely as supposed. Give her the important thing to the Golden Room.”
The second lady stated, “I turned a nun as a younger lass and by no means as soon as knew a person’s contact.”
St. Peter beamed with admiration. “Really distinctive devotion! Give her the important thing to the Platinum Room!”
The third lady sighed and confessed, “Effectively, I slept with 239 guys. 67 earlier than marriage, 35 whereas relationship, 12 whereas engaged, 78 throughout marriage, and 46 after my husband died.”
St. Peter stood surprised in silence for a second, then leaned over and whispered to the angel:
“Give her the important thing to my room.”
