Marriage in heaven
On their solution to get married, a younger Catholic couple are concerned in a f@tal automobile accident.
The couple discovered themselves sitting exterior the Pearly Gates ready for St. Peter to course of them into Heaven.
Whereas ready, they started to marvel: May they presumably get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter confirmed up, they requested him. St. Peter stated, “I don’t know. That is the primary time anybody has requested. Let me go discover out,’” and he left.
The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months handed and the couple have been nonetheless ready.
Whereas ready, they started to marvel what would occur if their marriage didn’t work out; might you break up in heaven?
After one more month, St. Peter lastly returned, trying considerably bedraggled. “Sure,” he knowledgeable the couple, “You will get married in Heaven.”
“Nice!” stated the couple, “However we have been simply questioning, what if issues don’t work out? May we additionally break up in Heaven?”
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the bottom.
“What’s fallacious?” requested the frightened couple.
“OH, COME ON!,” St. Peter shouted,
“It took me three months to discover a priest up right here! Do you might have any concept how lengthy it’ll take me to discover a lawyer?”
