One Romantic Date… One Sudden Ending!
A lady and a boy meet on the discotheque and after a few dances it’s apparent that they’re actually attracted to one another.
The boy asks the woman house and she or he accepts.
As soon as at house, nature being nature and the attraction being robust, after some kissing and petting, the boy makes some forceful advances.
The woman tells him “John I actually discover you bodily enticing and even I need to do that, however we should wait”
John says “Mary you have no idea how stunning you’re, I’ve some c0nd0ms in my pocket, and I can’t wait anymore”
Mary replies “In our household we’re deeply spiritual and I’ve to inform you that kissing and petting is all fantastic, however for me there can be no s*x earlier than marriage”
John breaks away from the embrace, sits up on the mattress, pulls out a chunk of paper and begins writing on it.
“What are you writing” asks Mary; “My telephone quantity” says John.
“And what pushed you into all of the sudden writing your quantity” asks Mary.
“Right here” says John, “name me when you’re married”.
