The Fallacious Facet of the Mattress


Sister Mary Margaret awoke, noticed the intense morning solar, and immediately panicked—she was terribly late for morning prayers.

Scrambling into her behavior in the dead of night, she bolted out of her room and sprinted down the convent hallway.

As she hurried previous Sister Agnes, the older nun grinned mischievously. “Effectively, effectively, seems like somebody bought up on the improper aspect of the mattress at present!” Sister Mary Margaret rolled her eyes and stored operating.

A second later, Sister Martha noticed her and chuckled, “My goodness, somebody positively bought up on the improper aspect of the mattress!” Now totally irritated, the breathless nun picked up her tempo.

Simply outdoors the prayer room, she crossed paths with Sister Elizabeth. Exhausted and livid, Mary Margaret raised a warning finger and snapped, “Don’t you dare say it! For those who inform me I bought up on the improper aspect of the mattress, I swear I’ll slap you!”

Sister Elizabeth smiled sweetly, shook her head, and replied:

“Oh, I wasn’t going to say that in any respect, pricey sister… I used to be simply questioning why you’re carrying the bishop’s slippers.”