Sister Bridgette
Whereas instructing faith class one morning Sister Bridgette was talking to her Third-grade class and he or she requested the query, “If you d*e and go to heaven… which a part of your physique goes first?
Suzy raised her hand and mentioned, “I believe it’s your fingers.”
“Why do you assume it’s your fingers, Suzy?” mentioned Sister.
Suzie replied, “As a result of while you pray, you maintain your fingers collectively in entrance of you and God simply takes your fingers first.”
“What a beautiful reply!” the nun mentioned.
Little Johnny raised his hand and mentioned, “Sister, I believe it’s your legs”.
Sister Bridgette checked out him with the strangest look on her face.
“Now Little Johnnie, why would you assume it will be your legs?”
Little Johnny mentioned, “Nicely I walked into mommy and daddy’s bed room the opposite evening……
Mommy had her legs straight up within the air, and he or she was saying, “OH GOD, I’M COMING!”.
If daddy hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have l0st her!”
