Dave and his girlfriend, Jessica, went on a tenting journey.
After having fun with a very good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retired for the evening and shortly fell asleep.
A number of hours later, Jessica wakened and nudged her sleeping boyfriend.
“Dave, search for on the sky and inform me what you see.”
“I see tens of millions and tens of millions of stars, darling,” Dave replied.
“And what do you conclude from that?” Jessica requested.
Dave thought for a second.
“Properly, astronomically, it tells me there are tens of millions of galaxies and doubtlessly billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is roughly 1 / 4 previous three.
Meteorologically, I think we’ll have a wonderful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is omnipotent and that we’re only a small, insignificant a part of the universe.”
He smiled and requested,
“What does it let you know, Jessica?”
Jessica stared at him for a second earlier than replying,
“Dave, you fool…
Somebody stole our tent!” 🤣😅
