An eighty-year-old lady made nationwide headlines when she introduced she was strolling down the aisle for the fourth time.
The subsequent morning, an area TV anchor interviewed her concerning the upcoming marriage ceremony. “It’s really outstanding to seek out love once more at your age,” the interviewer smiled. “However wanting again at your life, everyone seems to be dying to know: your first husband was a rich banker, your second was a flashy circus ringmaster, your third was a conventional pastor, and now, your new fiancé is a outstanding funeral director. Why such a bizarrely numerous lineup of males?”
The aged lady smiled brightly, adjusted her glasses, and replied:
“Nicely, expensive, it’s fairly easy when you consider it. I married one for the cash, two for the present, three to prepare, and 4 to go!”