A six-year-old and his four-year-old brother awoke early on the older boy’s birthday.
Feeling extremely mature, the six-year-old whispered to his little brother, “I feel right now is the day we begin swearing round Mother. Since I’m six now, I’ll say ‘hell’ and also you say ‘ass’.”
The youthful brother, thrilled to be a part of the insurrection, eagerly agreed. They placed on their bravest faces and marched downstairs to the kitchen.
Their mom greeted them with a heat, loving smile. “Good morning, boys! What would you want for breakfast? We have now Cheerios or Corn Flakes.”
The six-year-old leaned again, shrugged, and mentioned, “Ah, what the hell. Give me some Corn Flakes.”
Immediately, the mom’s smile vanished. Livid, she grabbed him by the arm, dragged him upstairs, locked him in his room, and gave him a severe punishment.
She stomped again right down to the kitchen, respiratory closely, and glared on the trembling four-year-old. She pointed her finger and barked, “And what do YOU need for breakfast?”
The little brother swallowed arduous, regarded up with large eyes, and whimpered,
“Properly, you may wager your ass it gained’t be Corn Flakes!”
