The Longest Month of Their Lives
A lady was driving by means of the countryside late at night time when her automobile broke down.
A couple of mile down the highway, she got here to an outdated farmhouse. Two aged males got here out.
“Can we assist ya, miss?”
“Sure, my automobile broke down a few mile again. Might you drive me to the closest city so I can get a tow truck?”
“The city’s all shut up proper now, however we will take you within the morning. You possibly can spend the night time with us.”
The lady thought: “Properly, I actually don’t have a selection. In addition to, I can deal with myself.” So she agreed.
“You realize, miss, we’ve solely acquired one mattress on this home, so that you’ll must sleep with us…”
The lady thought to herself that she appreciated the look of those two nation boys, and consented to sleep with them.
As they had been taking their garments off, the girl mentioned,
“By the best way, you DO have pr0tecti0n, don’t you?”
“Pr0tecti0n? What’s that?”
“You realize, c0nd0ms.”
“Properly, what’re they for?”
“It’s so I don’t get pregn@nt.”
“We’re easy nation people, miss. I’m afraid we don’t find out about these issues.”
“Properly, it simply so occurs that I’ve two right here in my purse. Right here, put them on.”
“Hmm… properly, alright,” they mentioned.
The three of them acquired into mattress and did their factor all night time. The following morning, the brothers drove the girl into city, the place she acquired her automobile repaired, blew them a kiss, and drove off.
A couple of month later, the 2 aged brothers had been sitting out on their porch watching the sundown, trying sweaty and uncomfortable. Immediately, considered one of them turns to the opposite and says
“Ed, do you keep in mind that woman that drove by means of right here a few month in the past?”
“Yep. She was actually good, wasn’t she?”
“Yep.”
Say, do you actually care if she will get pregn@nt?”
“Probably not.”
“Properly, then, let’s take these d@rn issues off!”
