One night, my spouse stepped out of the bathe…
Wrapped in nothing however confidence.
She strolled into the bed room utterly bare and checked out me with a critical expression.
“Honey, would you shut the curtains?”
I appeared up from the TV.
“Why?”
She folded her arms.
“As a result of I don’t need the neighbors seeing me like this!”
I smiled.
“Loosen up, sweetheart…”
“If the neighbors see you standing there bare…”
I paused simply lengthy sufficient.
“…they’ll be those dashing to shut their curtains!” 😂