There was a blonde who lived in a small home on the nook of 4th Avenue.
She had a small shed in her yard the place she saved gardening instruments. Sooner or later, she thought she noticed smoke popping out of the roof of the shed.
In a panic, she known as 911.
They answered and stated, “That is Joe. Is there an emergency?”
The blonde replied, “Sure, my shed is on fireplace!!!”
Joe stated, “Don’t panic, assistance is on the best way…the place do you reside?”
The blonde stated, “IN A HOUSE, NOW HURRY!!”
Joe calmly responded, “How are we speculated to get there?”
The blonde answered again, “DUH!!! A BIG RED TRUCK!”
