A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s dad and mom for the primary time.
He’s searching for a ingesting glass when he notices a row of cups within the cupboard, every of them inscribed with what looks as if half phrases.
He picks considered one of them down simply as his girlfriend’s mother walks in, and he asks her what the cups are for.
“Oh these. They’re household cups, one for every member, however my eyesight has gotten so unhealthy I can now not inform which is which, so I wrote on them to assist myself.”
She pulls one cup down that claims “HIC-” holding it out to the person “That is for little Thomas, it holds simply sufficient water to assist remedy his hiccups, so I wrote HIC on it, it’s the HIC-cup!”
She then pulls down one other cup “That is for Angela, nevertheless it says BREA. every time she’s heartbroken she likes to drink scorching toddy, so that is her BREA-Cup.”
“Ahh, okay I see it now.” Says the boy “However doesn’t your husband have his personal cup?”
“Oh he does” The mother replies “It’s the big one that claims ‘SHUTTHEFU’ on it…”
