A bum approaches a well-dressed gentleman on the road.
“Hey, Buddy, are you able to spare two {dollars}?” The well-dressed gentleman responds, “You aren’t going to spend it on liquor, are you?”
“No, sir, I don’t drink,” retorts the bum.
“You aren’t going to throw it away in some crap sport, are you?” asks the gentleman.
“No approach, I don’t gamble,” solutions the bum. “You wouldn’t waste the cash at a golf course, would you?” asks the person. “By no means,” says the bum, “I don’t play golf.”
The person asks the bum if he wish to come house with him for a house cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly.
Whereas they’re heading for the person’s home, the bum’s curiosity will get the higher of him. “Isn’t your spouse going to be offended when she sees a man like me at your desk?”
“In all probability,” says the person, “however it will likely be price it. I would like her to see what occurs to a man who doesn’t drink, gamble or play golf.”
