Someday within the metropolis a bus driver was making his common stops.
On the first cease, an outdated lady got here to the entrance of the bus to get off.
She turned to the bus driver and mentioned,
“I believe I used to be simply molested again there.”
The bus driver checked out her and mentioned,
“Not on my bus. You couldn’t have been.”
So, he lets her off and drives on.
He involves the following cease and one other outdated lady involves the entrance to get off.
She, too, appears on the bus driver and says,
“I believe I used to be simply molested again there.”
Now the bus driver thinks that one thing must be improper, to get two complaints like this in someday is simply extraordinary.
He will get up out of his seat and goes to the again of the bus.
To his shock, there’s an outdated bald man crawling on the ground on his fingers and knees.
The bus driver says,
“Sir, what are you doing?”
The outdated man appears at him and says,
“I misplaced my toupee. I assumed I discovered it twice, however I misplaced it once more.
