Somebody as soon as requested an outdated bachelor, “Sir, why did you by no means get married?”
The outdated man smiled and mentioned, “It goes again to my youth. I used to be at a celebration after I by accident stepped on the trailing scarf of a lady in entrance of me. She spun round like an indignant snake and roared, ‘Are you blind or what?!’
I immediately froze and began stammering out apologies. However then she regarded nearer at my face, and her voice out of the blue turned extremely candy: ‘Oh, I’m so sorry! I believed you had been my husband.’
In that actual second, I utterly misplaced the braveness to ever get married.”
