A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy stroll right into a bar.
All three sit on the bar and start ingesting closely, clearly distressed.
The bartender asks them what their troubles are.
The Cowboy takes a shot, then says
“My horse obtained free, bumped into site visitors, and obtained hit by a semi-truck carrying gasoline. Trigger an entire massive explosion and blew my poor horse to bits.”
The spider nods sympathetically.
“I simply misplaced my husband in that very same fireplace.
The driving force discovered him, freaked out, and crashed attempting to squash my pricey hubby.”
The bartender is in shock, however lastly asks the dinosaur his story.
The dinosaur sniffed, took a sip from his straw, and stated
“My entire household was on that truck”
