A lady was driving by means of the countryside late at night time when her automotive broke down.
A few mile down the highway, she got here to an previous farmhouse. Two aged males got here out.
“Can we assist ya, miss?”
“Sure, my automotive broke down a few mile again. Might you drive me to the closest city so I can get a tow truck?”
“The city’s all shut up proper now, however we are able to take you within the morning. You’ll be able to spend the night time with us.”
The lady thought: “Effectively, I actually don’t have a alternative. Apart from, I can deal with myself.” So she agreed.
“You understand, miss, we’ve solely bought one mattress on this home, so that you’ll should sleep with us…”
The lady thought to herself that she preferred the look of those two nation boys, and consented to sleep with them.
As they have been taking their garments off, the lady mentioned,
“By the best way, you DO have safety, don’t you?”
“Safety? What’s that?”
“You understand, cond0ms.”
“Effectively, what’re they for?”
“It’s so I don’t get pregnant.”
“We’re easy nation people, miss. I’m afraid we don’t learn about these issues.”
“Effectively, it simply so occurs that I’ve two right here in my purse. Right here, put them on.”
“Hmm… properly, alright,” they mentioned.
The three of them bought into mattress and did their factor all night time. The following morning, the brothers drove the lady into city, the place she bought her automotive repaired, blew them a kiss, and drove off.
A few month later, the 2 aged brothers have been sitting out on their porch watching the sundown, trying sweaty and uncomfortable. All of the sudden, one in every of them turns to the opposite and says
“Ed, do you keep in mind that woman that drove by means of right here a few month in the past?”
“Yep. She was actually good, wasn’t she?”
“Yep.”
Say, do you actually care if she will get pregnant?”
“Probably not.”
“Effectively, then, let’s take these darn issues off!”
