A nun was sitting on the airport
A nun was sitting on the airport, ready for her flight to Chicago. She seemed over within the nook and noticed a type of weight machines that tells your fortune and thought to herself, “I’ll give it a attempt to see what it tells me.” She went over to the machine, stepped up on the size, and put her nickel in.
Out got here a card that learn, “You’re a nun. You weigh 128 lbs, and you’ll Chicago.” The Nun sat again down and advised herself that the machine in all probability give the identical card to everybody. The extra she considered it, the extra curious she received so she determined to strive it once more. She went again to the machine and once more put her nickel in. Out got here a card that learn: “You’re a Nun. You weigh 128 lbs. You will Chicago and you’ll play a fiddle.”
The Nun says to herself, “I do know that’s mistaken. I’ve by no means performed a musical instrument even as soon as in my life.” She sat again down. From out of nowhere a cowboy came to visit and sat down, placing his fiddle case on the seat between them.
With out considering, she opened the cowboy’s case, took out the fiddle, and began enjoying lovely music. Stunned at what she had carried out, she seemed over on the machine, considering “That is unimaginable. I’ve received to do that once more.” Again to the machine she went, put in one other nickel, and one other card got here out. It learn, “You’re a Nun. You weigh 128 lbs. You will Chicago and you’ll break wind.” Now she is aware of the machine is mistaken as she thought to herself “I’ve by no means damaged wind in public a single time in my life.”
However getting down off the machine she slipped, and as she was straining to maintain herself from falling to the ground, she broke wind. Completely surprised, she sat again down and seemed on the machine. She stated to herself, “That is really outstanding. I’ve received to do that once more.” She went again to the machine, put in one other nickel, and one other card got here out. It learn, “You’re a Nun. You weigh 128 lbs. You will have fiddled and farted round and missed your flight to Chicago.”
