A person is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
Someday he sees a gorgeous girl in a swimsuit come ashore.
She says to him, “Inform me, how lengthy has it been because you had a drink?”
He replies “Ten years” and with that she reveals a bottle of whiskey from inside her swimsuit, which the person begins ingesting from.
She then asks, “Inform me, how lengthy has it been because you smoked a cigar?”
He replies “Once more, 10 years” and with that she pulls out a cigar and lighter from inside her swimsuit and he begins smoking.
She then seductively unzips her swimsuit and says, “Now inform me….how lengthy has it been because you’ve had some actual enjoyable?”
“My god” he replies. “Don’t inform me you’ve received a ps in there!”
