A person makes a wager along with his boss


A person makes a wager along with his boss

He bets $500 that he can l*ck his ey*ball.

Laughing the boss agrees.

The person takes off a f*ke ey*ball and l*cks it.

The boss angrily offers him the $500.

The person then bets $500 he can b*te his personal ears.

The boss pulls his ears to verify if the person is sporting any f*ke ones, then agrees.

The person takes out a set of f*ke enamel from his mouth and b*tes his ear with them.

Indignant, the boss offers him $500 and tells him to go away.

The following day, the person comes again.

Boss: What now? Didn’t you are taking sufficient cash from me?

Man: Belief me. This one must be straightforward. I wager you all of your a reimbursement that you’re sporting purple und*rw*ar.

Boss: Haha! My und*rw*ar is black!

Man: Could I see some proof?

The boss goes to the washroom and brings again his und*rw*ar in his arms.

The person cheerfully arms $1000 to the boss.

Boss: Why are you so blissful?

Man: Go searching you. Throughout the workplace’s glass partitions your 43 staff are watching.

Boss: And..?

Man: I wager every of them $500 that I could make you are taking off your und*rw*ar.