A person’s spouse sends him to the shop



A person’s spouse sends him to the shop to purchase cigarettes, however when he will get there, it’s closed. On the way in which house, he stops at a bar to make use of the merchandising machine and finally ends up chatting with a fantastic girl.

One factor results in one other, and earlier than he is aware of it… he’s at her place.

Hours later, he appears on the clock—3 AM! Panicking, he says, “Oh no! My spouse goes to kill me! Do you’ve gotten any talcum powder?” She palms him some, and he rapidly rubs it throughout his palms earlier than heading house.

As quickly as he walks by the door, his spouse is ready. Arms crossed. Livid. “WHERE have you ever been?!”

He stammers, “Nicely… I went to the shop, nevertheless it was closed… so I finished at a bar, met this lovely girl, had just a few drinks, and… uh… issues obtained out of hand.”

She glares at him. “Let me see your palms.”

She appears on the white powder throughout them and shouts…
“You liar! YOU’VE BEEN BOWLING AGAIN, HAVEN’T YOU?!”