A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard.
They discover a abandoned cabin and take shelter.
They discover a sleeping bag, a mattress, and a pile of blankets.
The priest, being a gentleman, provides the nun the mattress and takes the sleeping bag for himself.
As they get tucked in for the evening the nun calls out,
– “Father, Father I’m chilly!”
So the priest will get up and places one other blanket on the nun.
– “Is that higher Sister?” he asks.
– “Sure Father, a lot better,” she replies.
So he will get again in his sleeping bag and begins to nod off when she once more calls out with,
– “Father I’m nonetheless chilly!”
So as soon as once more the priest will get up and places one other blanket on her, guaranteeing she is tucked into the mattress properly.
– “Is that higher Sister?” he asks.
– “Oh sure Father, that’s a lot better,” she says.
So the priest will get himself again into the sleeping bag and this time is simply beginning to dream when he wakes as much as her name of,
– “Father, Father I’m simply so chilly!”
The priest thinks lengthy about this and eventually says,
– “Sister, we’re in the course of nowhere in a blizzard. Nobody however you, myself, and the lord himself will ever know what occurs right here this evening. How about, only for this evening, we act as if we had been married?”
The nun thinks on this for a minute, she will be able to’t assist however admit to herself she’s been curious, and eventually solutions with a tentative,
– “OK Father, only for tonight, we are going to act as if we’re married.”
So the Father replies,
– “Rise up and get your individual damned blanket ya cow!” and rolls over to go to sleep.
