A teenage boy goes to church to admit his sins…
“Forgive me Father, for I’ve s*nn*d, I’ve been with a lo*se woman.”
The priest asks, “Is that you just, little Tommy?”
“Sure Father, it’s,” the boy replied.
“And who was the woman you had been with?”
“I can’t let you know Father, I don’t need to spoil her reput*tion.”
“Effectively Tommy, I’m positive to search out out her title eventually, so it’s possible you’ll as effectively inform me now.”
“Was it Patricia Williams?”
“Sorry Father, I can not say.”
“Was it Lisa Davis?”
“I’ll by no means inform,” replied the boy.
“Was it Cathy O’Dell?”
“My lips are sealed Father.”
“Was it Brenda Jones then?”
“Please Father, I can not let you know.”
The priest sighs in frustration, “You’re very tight-lipped, and I like that… ”
“However you’ve si*ned, and it’s important to make am*nds.”
“You’ll be able to not be an altar boy, till 4 months have handed.”
“Now go, and behave your self.”
“Sure Father,” the boy replied.
Tommy walks again to his pew and sits down.
His pal Johnny slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”
Tommy grins…
“4 months trip and 4 good leads!”
