An aged couple is in mattress. After a couple of minutes of silence, the outdated man lets out a fart and says, “Seven factors.”
His spouse turns to him, puzzled, and asks, “What on this planet are you speaking about?”
The outdated man grins and says, “I’m enjoying fart soccer!”
A short time later, the spouse lets one rip and proudly proclaims, “Landing! Tie rating.”
5 minutes later, the outdated man farts once more and declares, “Landing! I’m profitable 14 to 7!”
Pissed off by shedding, the spouse lets out a giant one and shouts, “It’s a tie recreation now!”
Feeling the strain, the outdated man decides he received’t lose. He strains with all his may, however as an alternative of a fart, he by accident poops the mattress.
The spouse hears the noise and asks, “What was that?”
The outdated man calmly responds, “That’s the whistle for halftime. Swap sides!”
