“Blondes Are Not Silly” Conference
The chief says, “We’re all right here as we speak to show to the world that blondes aren’t silly. Can I’ve a volunteer?”
A blonde fastidiously works her manner via the gang and steps as much as the stage. The chief asks her, “What’s 15 plus 15?” After 15 or 20 seconds she says,
“Eighteen!” Clearly, everyone seems to be just a little disenchanted.
Then 80,000 blondes begin cheering, “Give her one other probability! Give her one other probability!”
The chief says, “Nicely since we’ve gone to the difficulty of getting 80,000 of you in a single place and we now have the worldwide press and world broadcast media right here, uh, I suppose we can provide her one other probability.”So he asks,
“What’s 5 plus 5?” After almost 30 seconds she ultimately says, “Ninety?” The chief is sort of perplexed, appears to be like down,
and simply lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone seems to be disheartened – the blonde begins crying and the 80,000 women start to yell and wave their fingers shouting,
“GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!”
