A person was sitting alone in a quiet airport lounge when a stunning younger girl in a crisp, elegant uniform walked in and sat on the desk proper subsequent to him.
Figuring she have to be an off-duty flight attendant, he determined to impress her by guessing her airline utilizing their well-known slogans.
He leaned over, gave her a clean smile, and whispered the British Airways motto: “To fly, to serve?”
The girl checked out him blankly, saying nothing.
Undeterred, he sat again, thought for a second, and leaned in once more to attempt the Air France slogan: “Profitable the hearts of the world?”
Once more, she simply stared at him, wanting barely aggravated and fully puzzled.
Decided to crack the code, he took a deep breath and tried the Malaysian Airways motto: “Going past expectations?”
The girl glared at him, totally fed up, and snapped, “What the fuck would you like?”
The person’s face lit up with on the spot recognition.
“Ah! United Airways!”
