DIVORCE COUNSELLING!


A pair whose marriage was occurring the rocks sought the recommendation of a wedding counsellor.

The counsellor pleaded with them to patch up their quarrel, however they have been adamant.
“So,” stated the counsellor, “ the results and also you need to half.

Bear in mind this. You need to divide your property equally.” The spouse flared up. “You imply the $4,000 I’ve saved up? I have to give him half? My cash?” “Sure,” stated the counsellor. “He will get $2,000. You get $2,000. What about my furnishings? I paid for that.”Identical factor,” answered the counsellor. “Your husband will get the BEDROOM and the lounge; you get the eating room and the kitchen.”

There was a difficult gleam within the spouse’s eye.

“What about our three youngsters?”

That stumped him. Shrewdly he assayed the scenario, then he got here up with a Solomonic
reply, “Return and reside collectively till your fourth youngster is born. You then take two youngsters and your husband takes two.”

The spouse shook her head. “No, I’m certain that wouldn’t work out. If I trusted him, I wouldn’t have the three I obtained.”