An older couple was cruising down the freeway, having fun with their retirement freedom — home windows down, basic nation enjoying, and only a tiny bit an excessive amount of pace. The spouse was behind the wheel, assured and chatty. The husband was driving shotgun, alternating between giving instructions and dozing off.
Instantly, flashing lights appeared within the rearview mirror.
“Oh pricey,” the spouse sighed, pulling over. “What did I do?”
A police officer approached the window.
“Ma’am, have you learnt how briskly you have been going?”
The spouse leaned nearer. “What was that?”
The officer raised his voice. “Are you aware how briskly you have been going?”
She turned to her husband. “He desires to understand how quick I used to be going.”
The husband shouted again, “He says you have been going 85!”
The officer frowned. “Might I see your license?”
The spouse blinked. “What did he say?”
Her husband answered, “He desires to see your license.”
She handed it over.
The officer checked out it and mentioned, “I see you’re from Chicago. I spent a while there as soon as. Worst expertise of my life. I dated a lady there — meanest, most cussed individual I’ve ever met.”
The spouse turned to her husband. “What did he say?”
The husband replied,
“He says he thinks he is aware of you.”
