His Pals Couldn’t Perceive Why He Was Getting Married at 80
A senior citizen stated to his eighty-year-old buddy:
‘So I hear you’re getting married?’
‘Yep!’
‘Do I do know her?’
‘Nope!’
‘This lady, is she handsome?’
‘Probably not.’
‘Is she a very good prepare dinner?’
‘Nah, she will be able to’t prepare dinner too effectively.’
‘Does she have a lot of cash?’
‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’ ‘Effectively, then, is she good in mattress?’
‘I don’t know.’
’Why on this planet do you wish to marry her then?’
‘As a result of she will be able to nonetheless drive!’
