John got here again from a safari in Africa.
Upon arrival, he went to his buddy Mark, and instructed him of his adventures:
“I used to be out within the jungle.” He mentioned.
“When unexpectedly I heard a noise within the bush behind me.
Wanting again, I noticed an enormous lion, licking his chops, and smiling at me.
The lion began coming my means and I began working, with the lion not far behind.
When the lion was nearly at my neck, he abruptly slipped, and I received forward a bit.
The lion began gaining on me, and as he received nearer, as soon as once more he slipped. I occurred to see a home not distant and made in the direction of it.
As I received near the home, the lion was nearly on high of me, when he slipped for a 3rd time.
With the final little bit of energy, I bumped into the home and closed the door within the lion’s face.”
“That’s some story there, John, I might have shat my pants.”
“Effectively, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE LION KEPT SLIPPING ON?”
